Grilled Asparagus Spears to the Heart

Grilled asparagus develops rich flavors you just can't get by boiling or steaming. Seasoned, grilled, drizzled with good olive oil and balsamic vinegar, and topped with curls of Parmegiano-Reggiano cheese, this is by far my favorite prep.

Asparagus is freshest, sweetest, and crispiest in spring. Look for spears with firm closed tips and select bunches that are about the same diameter so they cook uniformly. Watch out for soft mushy tips. Some folks think that skinny spears are best, but I've had fabulous fat asparagus. The Michigan Asparagus Advisory Board says "Larger diameter spears are more tender." So there. Just make sure to cut off the woody part of the bottom of the stalk.

Some fun facts about asparagus:

• Asparagus is a Lily and it is grown from a root ball called a crown.
• After planting it takes about three years before the farmer will harvest them.
• The roots will produce for up to 15 years.
• Under ideal conditions it can grow 10" in one day.
• White asparagus is just asparagus that has had dirt mounded over it as it grows so it doesn't turn green.
• Asparagus makes your pee smell funny.
• If they aren't harvested, the spear heads sprout into ferns and produce red berries.
• If you can't use asparagus in a few days after purchase, cut about 1/2" off the bottoms and stand them up in a glass with about 1/2" of water in the bottom.
• Asparagus makes your pee smell funny.
• Not surprisingly there is a band named "The Horror Asparagus Stories". Not surprisingly, their music is horrible.

Grilled Asparagus Recipe

Yield: 2 servings
Preparation time: 10 minutes
Cooking time: 6-10 minutes

Ingredients
16 stalks fresh asparagus, no canned
3 tablespoons cheap olive oil
1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
1/4 teaspoon each total of some or all of the following: Black pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, chipotle powder
1 small block of Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese, enough to get 20-30 slivers of shaved cheese
2 tablespoons of extra virgin olive oil
1 tablespoon good quality balsamic vinegar

Do this
1) Pour the cheap oil in a coffee cup and add the spices. Let the mix sit for about 5 minutes.

2) Chop off the woody part of the spear near the bottom. Lay the asparagus on a platter or in a pan and pour the flavored oil over them and roll them around until they are well-covered. Let them marinate for about 5 minutes.

2) Preheat the grill to medium hot. Place the asparagus at a right angle to the grid of the grill grates so they don't fall through. If one commits suicide, just leave it alone. Don't try to retrieve it now. Grill the asparagus, lid on, until they brown slightly on one side, about 5 minutes, roll them and grill for only 2-3 minutes on the second side. A few char marks are OK, but don't incinerate them. Stand by your grill. Bite into one near the base to make sure the doneness is the way you like it (I like it with a bit of crunch).

3) Arrange on a platter when they are done so they are all pointing in the same direction. Let them cool for about 5 minutes. They do not have to be red hot when served. Now sprinkle with the cheese, the oil, and the vinegar. You can substitute lemon or lime juice for the vinegar if you wish.

This page was revised 4/9/2009