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SOME AVAILABLE CAPTIONS
Porknography Nice Rack! Hot & Juicy Suck bones! Eat me! Succulent Got ribs? Allez Barbecue Jeet? BBQ Goddess BBQ God Saucy BBQ slut Chef Dad Dad's Cooking! In '68 I smoked pot. Now I smoke pork! KCBS BBQ Judge Smokin! I like it sloppy Let's get sauced "Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers." William Shakespeare 225F for 5 hours Mine are better than Adam's ribs Today's Menu If you don't get it on you, you're doin it wrong If you smoke it they will come Suidae Sus Pyromancer Flesh + Fire = Fun What's cookin, good lookin? No boiled ribs Can I BBQ in Hell? Carpe Suidae
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Chef is Prime & Well Aged Powered by charcoal Rare or go hungry BBQ Stud Mmmmmm Beef Whisperer 0% Vegetable King of the Grill Will grill for sex No leftovers Dad's Bar & Grill Top Chef Grill Sergeant Bite me! Grate cook Nutritious delicious Recipe? Schmecipe! WWJD What would Julia do? Alton made me do it Ladies love my meat "Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon." Jackson Brown Carpe Carne
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Wineaux Wineologist Winosseur Wines a lot Wine Goddess Wine Wench Wine Diva In vino veritas Suffers from pinot envy Wine makes my clothes fall off Designated drinker Got wine? You had me at pinot Momma needs a good pinot Aged to perfection I gave up lent for wine Corkscrew you Merlot Momma Pinot Papa Wine Geek I'm not drinking any f*ing Merlot Eat. Drink. Repeat. I drink. Therefore I am. I need a stiff one. Eat, Drink, & Re-marry. Save water. Drink wine. Wine goggles Drinks well with others L'chiam Professional wine judge Wanna corkscrew? Wine, women, song. All day long. A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and Thou Wine is God's next best gift to man. If food is the flesh, wine is the soul.
SOME AVAILABLE CAPTIONS
Pitmaster hogwild for ribs Pigout at my place Got ribs? Tickle my ribs Want slaw with that? Got sauce? Have you had your ribs today? Chef Dad Make ribs, not war Bone Appetit! Eat. Drink. BBQ. King of the Grill Half man, half pork Where's my beer? Get porked What's cookin, good lookin?
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Don't call me a wienie! I'm a Chicago Hot Dog! Hot Dog Wienie lover You are what you eat My yard or yours? Bite me! Real chefs do it outdoors It's OK. I'm a Cardiologist. Momma needs a wiener Can we be frank? Chicago Hot Dog: Well balanced meal Chicago Dog: World's Best Dog Absolutely, positively, no ketchup. Fohgeddaboudit. Carpe Canis
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GrillGrates Take Your Grill Into the Infrared Zone
GrillGrates are the best new product I have tested in years and the best thing to happen to beef since salt and pepper.
They sit on top of your current grill's grates. The hard anodized aircraft grade aluminum rail tops are flat and wide and make perfect dark crunchy grill marks. The base superheats yet eliminates hot spots and blocks flareups. This is the same concept behind the expensive new infrared grills.
Juices drip in the valleys between the rails and are vaporized and penetrate the meat enhancing flavor. I throw wood between the rails and they impart a delicate smoke flavor. I have made my best steaks and burgers ever with Grill Grates. This is a really great new product! Click here to read more and for ordering info.
The Smokenator
If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the amazing Smokenator and Hovergrill. The Smokenator turns your grill into a first class smoker, and the Hovergrill can add capacity or be used to get steakhouse steaks. Click here to read more and for ordering info.
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