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Digital Thermometers:
Stop Guessing!

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Gold BBQ AwardA good digital thermometer keeps me from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. You can get a professional grade, fast and precise splashproof thermometer like the Thermopop (above) for about $24. The Thermapen (below), the Ferrari of instant reads, is about $96. It's is the one you see all the TV chefs and all the top competition pitmasters using. Click here to read more about types of thermometer and our ratings and reviews.

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GrillGrates Take You To
The Infrared Zone

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Gold BBQ AwardGrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, produce great grill marks, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, smolder wood right below the meat, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. Every gas grill and pellet smoker needs them.

Click here to read more about what makes these grates so special and how they compare to other cooking surfaces.

The Smokenator:
A Necessity For All Weber Kettles

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Gold BBQ Award If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the amazing Smokenator and Hovergrill. The Smokenator turns your grill into a first class smoker, and the Hovergrill can add capacity or be used to create steakhouse steaks.

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The Pit Barrel Cooker

pit barrel c ooker bbqAbsolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world.

This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier (and that's because smoke and heat go up, not sideways).

Gold BBQ AwardBest of all, it is only $269 delivered to your door!

Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them.

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Best. Tongs. Ever.

Gold BBQ AwardMade of rugged 1/8" thick aluminum, 20" long, with four serious rivets, mine show zero signs of weakness after years of abuse. I use them on meats, hot charcoal, burning logs, and with the mechanical advantage that the scissor design creates, I can easily pick up a whole packer brisket. Click here to read more.

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The Best Steakhouse Knives

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grilled asparagus

Grilled Asparagus Spears to the Heart

"Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?" Curly of the Three Stooges

By Meathead Goldwyn

Grilled asparagus develops rich flavors you just can't get by boiling or steaming. Seasoned, grilled, drizzled with good olive oil and balsamic vinegar, and topped with curls of Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese, this is by far my favorite prep.

Asparagus is freshest, sweetest, and crispiest in spring. Look for spears with firm closed tips and select bunches that are about the same diameter so they cook uniformly. Watch out for soft mushy tips. Some folks think that skinny spears are best, but I've had fabulous fat asparagus. The Michigan Asparagus Advisory Board says "Larger diameter spears are more tender." So there. Just make sure to cut off the woody part of the bottom of the stalk. Whatever you do, don't substitute canned asparagus. It is mushy and just does not taste right. Frozen is better, but there is no substitute for fresh.

Some fun facts about asparagus:

  • Asparagus is a lily and it is grown from a root ball called a crown.
  • After planting it takes about three years before the farmer will harvest them.
  • The roots will produce for up to 15 years.
  • Under ideal conditions it can grow 10" in one day.
  • White asparagus is just asparagus that has had dirt mounded over it as it grows so it doesn't turn green.
  • Asparagus makes your pee smell funny, but some people can't smell it.
  • If they aren't harvested, the spear heads sprout into ferns and produce red berries.
  • If you can't use asparagus in a few days after purchase, cut about 1/2" off the bottoms and stand them up in a glass with about 1/2" of water in the bottom.
  • Not surprisingly there is a band named "The Horror Asparagus Stories". Not surprisingly, their music is horrible.

Grilled Asparagus Recipe

Yield: 2 servings
Preparation time: 10 minutes
Cooking time: 10 minutes

Ingredients
16 stalks fresh asparagus, no canned allowed
3 tablespoons cheap olive oil
1/4 teaspoon Morton's kosher salt
1 1/4 teaspoon Simon & Garfunkel spice mix
1 small block of Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese, enough to get 20 to 30 slivers of shaved cheese
1 tablespoon of extra virgin olive oil
1 tablespoon good quality balsamic vinegar

About the cooking oil. You can also use melted butter, nut oils, or mix in 1/2 teaspoon toasted sesame oil. Mayo, which is mostly oil, is a favorite, and I often mix in a little horseradish.

About the Simon & Garfunkel spice mix. This is an excellent spice blend that you should make and keep on hand for a number of my recipes, but if you don't want to bother, just season this dish with 1/4 teaspoon each of freshly ground black pepper, teaspoon garlic powder, teaspoon onion powder, teaspoon chipotle powder, teaspoon paprika.

About the finishing oil. Most of the cooking oil drips off, so adding a little fresh oil at the table rally perks things up. At the table you can substitute butter for the olive oil if you wish, especially if you cooked with butter. If I cook with olive oil, I finish with olive oil.

About the balsamic. I recommend a reduction of an inexpensive balsamic as described in my article The Zen of Balsamic Vinegar. Just gently boil the vinegar and reduce it by half. If you don't have balsamic (and just why don't you?), then use a splash of fresh lemon or lime juice.

Optional. Sometimes I like to throw some macadamia nuts, cashews, or peanuts in a pan and heat them on medium high for a few minutes until they toast but don't burn, and then I sprinkle them on the asparagus just before serving. 1/4 cup is more than enough for this recipe.

Method
1) Pour the cheap oil in a coffee cup and add the spices. Let the mix sit for about 5 minutes.

2) Chop off the woody part of the spear near the bottom, about 1/2 to 1". Lay the asparagus on a platter or in a pan and pour the flavored oil over them and roll them around until they are well-covered.

2) Preheat the grill to medium hot. Place the asparagus over direct heat at a right angle to the grid of the grill grates so they don't fall through. If one commits suicide, just leave it alone. Don't try to retrieve it now. Asparagus are one of the best reasons to buy a product called GrillGrates. They can't fall through. Grill the asparagus, lid on, until they brown slightly on one side, about 5 minutes, roll them and grill for only 2 to 3 minutes on the second side. A few char marks are OK, but don't incinerate them. Stand by your grill. Bite into one near the base to make sure the doneness is the way you like it (I like it with a bit of crunch). The skinny ones will finish first so yank them off as soon as they are tender and bend when lifted by tongs.

3) Arrange on a platter when they are done so they are all pointing in the same direction. Let them cool for about 5 minutes. They do not have to be red hot when served, in facct they can be served at room temp. Now sprinkle with the cheese, the oil, and the vinegar. You can substitute lemon or lime juice for the vinegar if you wish.

This page was revised 6/1/2013


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