Don’t Be A Victim of Barbecue Fubar
A few years ago, we ran a contest called Barbecue Fubar. Fans of AmazingRibs.com sent in pictures and stories of their worst barbecue disasters. The pictures were hilarious!
We called the contest Barbecue Fubar after the WWII term that means “F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition” because, when you’re playing with fire outside, lots can go wrong. A few common themes emerged. And we thought, let’s save a few dinners and singed eyebrows by putting together a simple list of dos and don’ts.
Ditch The Lighter Fluid
We’ve all been to a cookout where the grill master drenches the charcoal in lighter fluid, squeezing every last drop from the bottle before igniting a mini bonfire. These petroleum solvents do get the fire going, but they also splash all over the grill and soak into charcoal, leaving behind an unpleasant odor that smells like a gas tank. And that eau de fuel eventually finds its way to the food. Yuk. Instead, we think charcoal chimneys such as this one from Weber are the best way to start a charcoal fire. The chimney is just a tube with upper and lower compartments. You stuff newspaper into the bottom, add charcoal to the top, then light the paper, and after about 10 minutes, the coals are lit. Put on a glove, grab the handle and give a shake so the unlit coals on top will turn over. In another 5 minutes or so, all the coals are glowing hot and ready to use. And they smell great!
Never Run Out Of Gas
All too often gas grill owners fire up the grill without checking how much gas is in the tank. While they often win this game of grilling roulette, imagine the frustration when the grill shuts down minutes after the steaks hit the grates! We’ve been there! Before your next grill session, make sure you have enough gas to finish the job. You can buy all sorts of gas grill gauges, but we like this no-cost trick: Get a cup or two of really hot water. Pour it over the side of the tank, then run your palm over the tank from top to bottom. The metal will feel hot at the top, where the tank is empty, and cooler toward the bottom, where it’s full of propane. You’ll also see condensation form where there is propane, showing you the propane level in a line between empty and full. Easy peasy.
Maybe You Don’t Need A Blazing Inferno
The guests have arrived, and it’s time to get the grill going. All too often that means building a massive charcoal fire or turning all the gas burners to high and getting the grill as hot as humanly possible. OK, we’re pyromaniacs, too, and we’ll admit that an extra hot grill is perfect for certain dishes such as searing a steak. But it’s also the reason why so many grill parties feature platters full of overcooked, burnt food. Grilled food isn’t burnt food. It’s beautifully browned, caramelized morsels of deliciousness. Instead of setting the grill ablaze, set up a 2-zone fire by placing the majority of coals on one side of the grill, thereby allowing you to move food to the cooler side if it’s cooking too quickly. On a gas grill, just light the burners on one side only, and the leave the others off. When you put the lid down, this technique allows you to grill big roasts like a whole turkey without it burning on the outside before the inside is properly cooked. Click here to find out more about controlling heat and smoke with a 2-zone setup.
Spotlight on our favorite products
Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet’s Dual Tube Burners
The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood including dual-tube burners that are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. Click here to read our complete review.
– THIS IS NOT AN AD –
Skip the Soak
Woods like cherry, hickory, apple, and pecan are a great way to add smoke flavor to meat, fish, and other food cooked on the grill. Yet, as popular as they are, so too is the belief that the wood should be soaked prior to adding it to the grill. Supposedly it helps you get more smoke out of the wood. Poppycock. You won’t get any smoke at all until the wood starts burning, and that won’t happen until the water evaporates. All soaking does is make you have to wait longer for the flavorful smoke you’re looking for (and you have to wait for the wood to soak in the first place). What’s worse, soaking doesn’t even result in much water penetration, as revealed in our tests (see the photo). A better strategy? Use wood chunks and place them near the cooler edge of the coals or over a burner set to low so the wood will smolder longer.
Tame The Flames
Flare-ups happen. Fats melt and drip into the fire and, poof! You get a flare-up. It’s not uncommon to see grill masters reach for a spray bottle of water to douse the flames. But that doesn’t usually work because the water just spreads out the burning fat, causing a wider area of flames. And on a charcoal grill a spritz of water also stirs up clouds of ash that rise up, land on your food, and make your burgers taste like an ashtray. There is a simple solution. Fire is oxidation. Without oxygen, a fire dies. So smother it. Use the grill lid and vents to cut off the oxygen flow and tame the flames.
Use A Thermometer
You’ve procured the most delicious looking steaks from the butcher, seasoned them just right, and then taken to the grill to cook them to perfection. Toward the end of cooking, you cut in to them to “check for doneness.” Not only does cutting into a steak (or chicken for that matter) release tasty juices from the meat, it also makes for a less-than-perfect presentation due to the big old slice you’ve made. And you can’t really go by color. Some young bone-in chicken meat can appear pink near the bone even when the meat is cooked to a safe temperature. Don’t mess around here. Take the sure bet on this one. Invest in a good digital instant read thermometer such as the Thermapen from ThermoWorks. This is the kind of thermometer that most pro chefs keep right in their pockets and use regularly. There is absolutely no shame in checking for proper doneness with a thermometer. Beats a lawsuit or a trip to the emergency room due to undercooked chicken!
Sauce At The End
At backyard cookouts, grill jockeys often stick to the belief that it’s best to sauce meat early and often. Yes, barbecue sauces add that sticky sweet element we all love on grilled chicken, pork, and beef. But they also contain loads of sugar that cause them to quickly burn over direct heat. That’s why we don’t advocate marinating in barbecue sauce. We greatly prefer brining to marinating. And we only apply barbecue sauce near the very end of cooking. Brush the top side of the meat with sauce, cover the grill, and allow the sauce to set for approximately 5 minutes. Flip the meat and repeat before removing it from the grill and serving. That’s how you get a perfectly caramelized and glistening glaze on BBQ ribs.
High quality websites are expensive to run. If you help us, we’ll pay you back bigtime with an ad-free experience and a lot of freebies!
Millions come to AmazingRibs.com every month for high quality tested recipes, tips on technique, science, mythbusting, product reviews, and inspiration. But it is expensive to run a website with more than 2,000 pages and we don’t have a big corporate partner to subsidize us.
Our most important source of sustenance is people who join our Pitmaster Club. But please don’t think of it as a donation. Members get MANY great benefits. We block all third-party ads, we give members free ebooks, magazines, interviews, webinars, more recipes, a monthly sweepstakes with prizes worth up to $2,000, discounts on products, and best of all a community of like-minded cooks free of flame wars. Click below to see all the benefits, take a free 30 day trial, and help keep this site alive.
Post comments and questions below
1) Please try the search box at the top of every page before you ask for help.
2) Try to post your question to the appropriate page.
3) Tell us everything we need to know to help such as the type of cooker and thermometer. Dial thermometers are often off by as much as 50°F so if you are not using a good digital thermometer we probably can’t help you with time and temp questions. Please read this article about thermometers.
4) If you are a member of the Pitmaster Club, your comments login is probably different.
5) Posts with links in them may not appear immediately.