Barbecue Accessories, Tools, And Toys: A Buying Guide With Reviews And Rating
"He who dies with the most toys, wins." Anonymous grillmaster
Here's a list of tools, equipment, gadgets, and toys that can help make you a better cook. Click here for a list of kitchen tools we love.
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The Best Weber Kettle Accessories
The venerable Weber Kettle is the most popular grill in the world, and third parties have made some nifty accessories just for it. Many of the cool tools below will work on the kettle, but if you have a kettle, you need to click here to see the add-ons we love.
For about $90 you can easily convert a standard Weber Kettle into a much better grill as well as a smoker capable of making restaurant quality smoked ribs, pulled pork, beef brisket, turkey, salmon, or whatever you want to smoke. This revolutionary new device also makes an awesome searing tool for steaks. We have even baked brioche with it. We have used ours extensively and hereby crown it "The Single Best Accessory For The Weber Kettle". Click below to learn more about the SnS and other Weber add-ons.
Our Favorite Weber Smokey Mountain Accessories
The WSM is also hugely popular and we have selected several nifty add-ons you will want. Like the lid hinge. Click below for tips on using the WSM and tools to buy to help you.
Superior Grill Grates
Everyone who has a gas grill should get GrillGrates.
The concept is so very clever on so many levels. GrillGrates amplify heat, prevent flareups, make turning foods easier, produce great grill marks, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, wood smolders right below the meat, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. I much prefer them to cast iron. Click below to learn more about what makes these grates so special and how they compare to other cooking surfaces.
The Ultimate Cutting Board With Juice Pan By John Boos
Cook a turkey or prime rib or pork loin properly and you're going to end up with a lot of juice on your cutting board. If yours has only grooves, it's going to overflow and ruin the table cloth. So I built my own by cutting a hole in a board and putting a pan underneath. Then the most famous cutting board company stole my idea (well, maybe they figured it out on their own). This one is 18" on both sides, and it is reversible. The groove is deep enough that it won't overflow.
The Best Charcoal Starter By Weber
This Weber chimney holds enough briquets to start most cookers, about 5 quarts, or about 80 briquets. Click here to read why we think this is the best way to start a charcoal fire hands down, and see other methods you might consider (but reject).
Suede Welder's, Barbecue, And Fireplace Gloves For Barbecue
Real heavy duty suede gloves with cotton lining that are 15" long and go almost to my elbow (I have short arms). I use mine to lift hot grates, push coals around, reach into the fire box to place logs, lift food from deep down inside the Weber Smokey Mountain. I have even used it to pick up hot coals.
They beat oven mits because they have fingers making it much easier to manipulate tongs and handle grates. I have two pairs, one for lifting food, and one for all else. When they get dirty I just put them on and wash my hands with a bar of soap. Ranked #1 by Cook's Illustrated.
Funny Barbecue Aprons
I have designed have a range of aprons with pockets, T-shirts, mugs, and more with scores of humorous sayings from "BBQ God", "Got Ribs?", "Eat Me", "Chef is Prime and Well Aged", "Nice Rack" and many more.
Grill Friends Silicone Brush
Silicone brushes are the best thing to happen to barbecue since the charcoal briquet. I long ago relegated my natural and nylon bristle brushes to cleaning computer keyboards. Silicone brushes load up with lots of sauce, deliver it evenly, and are easy to clean and decontaminate. They are dishwasher safe. We have three: One for barbecue, one my wife uses for egg washes and other baking, and one for whatever. There are many brands on the market.
Wolf Claws Do More Than Pull Pork
These handy plastic paws are designed for shredding pork but they are also great for lifting large roasts, turkeys, chickens, and tossing salads. I've tried all manner of gadgets for pulled pork, and these are the best. There are a lot of cheap knockoffs, but these are the ones that are solid plastic. The others are hollow on the back side and meat gets stuck in there making them unsanitary. Some of the others are not dishwasher safe like these. They are sharp and not for children.
Weber's Inexpensive Rib Rack Helps You Get More Ribs On
Here's how you can fit five slabs of ribs on a small grill like a Weber Kettle or Weber Smokey Mountain. Good rib racks hold the slabs upright with enough airspace between them to allow airflow and smoke penetration. Bad rib racks hold the meat too close together so they don't cook properly (see my article on rib racks).
MAK High End Rib Rack Will Outlive You
Like the pellet smokers MAK makes, this best of class stainless steel rack for eight slabs of ribs is built to last with thick rails. The gap between the rails is a whopping 1.75", wide enough for the thickest slabs and to allow adequate airflow. I left mine outdoors for months and there was no rust. Easily the best I have ever seen.
A Premium Grill Cover Will Protect Your Investment
There are pros and cons to using a cover.
Pros. They keep rain, snow, wasps, birds, and other vermin out. If you have a shinyt stainless steel rig, it will keep it shinier. An expensive grill under cover will attract fewer thieves.
Cons. They are a bit of a pain because you have to wait til the grill cools and they gather rain when left off. But they can also trap moisture and humidity underneath and actually encourage rust and mold growth. For these reasons I cover only my grills and smokers that can collect water on the inside like my Weber Smokey Mountain, my Hasty Bake, and my pellet smoker (if the pellets ever melt and then dry out, getting your smoker up and running is an all day sucker).
Cheapo covers last only a year or two. A good cover will last five years or more. All the plastic or vinyl ones I've tried cracked and fell apart in two to three years. The canvas covers rotted in a few years. The best were canvas laminated or impregnated with polyurethane or PVC.
Grill toppers are essential for grilling and smoking small objects such as slices of onion and peppers, nuts, and I prefer them for small chunks of meat rather than skewers. On skewers it is hard to keep the meat from spinning around, and getting the meats and veggies on the same skewer together is almost impossible.
Frogmats Are the Best Way to Smoke Small Things Like Nuts
Have you ever had a delicate piece of expensive Chilean Sea Bass stick to the grates and disintegrate when you try to lift it off, or try to grill small things and have them fall between the openings into the fire?
Here's a great cheap solution: Frogmats, a sturdy wire mesh with a non-stick coating capable of resisting high heats, yet easy to clean. I use mine for jalapeño poppers, onion rings, potato slices, mushrooms, bacon, biscuits. They are great for smoking nuts and dehydrating tomatoes and peppers. I've even used mine to wrap a meat loaf so I could crisp it on all sides.
Another favorite grill topper is the Weber Style Grill Pan, and I was pleased to see the folks at Cooks Illustrated agree. It has plenty of slots for smoke to travel through, and plenty of surface to brown things like salmon cakes.
Lodge Logic Pro Cast Iron Griddle Can Put a Gorgeous Sear on Salmon, Steak, or Use It For Pancakes And Eggs
You need a good cast iron griddle. Especially if you like fish, burgers, grilled sandwiches, home fries, or pancakes. Coat the flat side with oil, and you can sear fish so it is golden and crispy on the outside just like that great pan-seared fish you get in restaurants. Throw some dried herbs onto the flame, and you'll get a whisp of smoke in the meat.
You can even bring it indoors and it will straddle two burners. Use the flat side for pancakes. Flip it over and you get grill marks and conduction cooking from the ridges on steaks, burgers, or asparagus, and the fats and juices drip into the grooves where they vaporize and flavor the meat and cook by radiation.
This is a very handy tool. One word of caution. You may need two. If you use it for fish a lot, the flavor will remain on the surface, even after cleaning, so you won't be able to use it for pancakes.
I have two of them by Lodge, known for quality cast iron, and I use the ridged sides of both, one on top and one on the bottom, for making paninis. And my spatchcocked (butterflied) Cornish game hens pressed between the flat sides are unbelievably crisp and juicy in only 20 minutes. It is 20" x 10 7/16".
Lodge Cast Iron Panini Press Makes World Class Paninis And Grilled Cheese
These flat weights are great for making grilled cheese sandwiches and other paninis, and even bacon. When I make sandwiches I preheat the press on high on the side burner, and then put the sandwich on the grill grates and the hot press on top so I can cook both sides at once. You can use them for keeping bacon from curling up on the grill with these, too. The Lodge model is preseasoned. Although the handle is supposed to provide heat protection, wear a glove.
Thermoworks Timestick Is The Best Cook's Stopwatch And Alarm
I keep a cooking diary. In it I write down vital info about every cook so I can learn what works and what doesn't. OK. So I'm anal. But being anal got me this gig. The two most important variables to track in any cook are time and temp. So I used to wear a stopwatch around my neck when I cooked. Click when I fire up. Click when it is up to temp. Click when the meat goes on. Click when I add more wood or charcoal. Click when I turn. Click when I sauce. Click when I take it off. But have you seen the new digital stopwatches? They are a real pain with faaaar too many features and bells and whistles. My last one sat in my desk between cooks and beeped every hour and the only way I could make it shut up was with a hammer. True story. Now I use the very sinple user friendly Timestick.
It can count down or up and when a count down alarm sounds, the count up timer starts so you can see how much time has elapsed since your alarm. It's range is 99 hours 99 minutes and 99 seconds, there is a keypad lock so you don't accidentally screw things up, there's a lanyard so you can wear it around your neck, it comes in nine colors, it's splash proof, and it has a magnet on back so I can stick it to my grill, fridge, or oven. Operates between 32 and 104°F. Best of all, you won't need to read the manual. Love it.
Extra Big & Loud Timer For Your Fridge
If you prefer a bigger timer that can stand on the counter as well as stick to the fridge, with a keyhole mount on the back so you can mount it on a wall, and an alarm that you can hear in a noisy commercial kitchen or when you are downstairs doing laundry at home, this is the 110 decibel choice. Thank goodness you can adjust the volume. Other than that, it has pretty much the same features as the timestick.
Cuisinart Grilluminate LED Grill Light Turns Dark Into Day
The Grilluminate easily attaches to hood handles on most gas grills. Six very bright LEDs affixed to the end of a metal tube extend downward far enough to clear the bottom of the hood and deliver more light than one might expect from a compact, battery powered device.
Made of metal, not plastic, the body is weather and heat resistant. With three AA batteries, Grilluminate can be angled back and forth to adjust the target, but on our test grill with over 450 square inches of cook surface, that was unnecessary. It has an adaptable clamp that can open and close down to accommodate different shaped handles. Or you can slide it out of the clamp and it stands on its magnetic base. Because it clamps on it does stick out from the grill, so if you walk too close you can bump into it, but that never bothered me.
Mitaki LED Headlamp Is The Late Night Cook's Best Friend
Well, you can pay an electrician to mount spotlights on the exterior of your house only to discover that your shadow makes it hard to see the food. Or you can buy a light to mount on the grill like the ones above. But the best way to see what is on the cutting board, on the grill, on the smoker, and where that wing you dropped went, is to mount a really bright light just above your eyes.
Elegant Eco-Friendly Wooden Compostible Plates, Bowls, Platters, And Flatware Make A Simple Picnic Into An Event
These plates and other party and picnicware are sooooo much nicer and more elegant that paper plates, and they are fully biodegradable and compostable because they are made from leaves! Best of all, they don't leak or get floppy when wet! Approved by FDA for food contact, they are made from fallen palm leaves, pesticide free, no chemicals, colors, sealants, or binders, and fully sterilized. They are a big hit with my guests, and we throw them in the compost bin rather than the trash.
Knob Where You Need It Makes Grilling Safer And Easier
You're supposed to turn off the propane tank between cooks to prevent expensive leaks and more expensive explosions. But many grills don't have easy access to the tanks, and it sure is easy to forget. Knob Where You Need It makes it easy to turn off the gas and easy ti remember. There are no instructions in the box so you need to go to their website. I suggest printing them. Installation is easy for most people (I made a dumb mistake). Please note: You need to drill a 1/2" hole in your grill. Watch the video below to see the installation process. - Greg Rempe
La Chaise Recliner, My Favorite Lawn/Beach Chair
These are a rip off of the famous French recliner by Lafuma. I own two of them, and, man, are they comfortable. This model is cheaper. Park it next to the cooler, pour a cold one into your stein, set your Maverick remote temperature monitor on top of the cooler.
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Bamboo steak markers
I love these bamboo steak markers. They come in a pack of 500 and include five temperatures: rare, medium rare, medium, medium well, and well. They are 3.5" long and you insert their sharp points in the side of the steak so the meat can be flipped easily. If they don't char, you can wash them and reuse them.
Most kamado smokers have an airflow control/chimney at the top that is very good at controlling the oven temp. They have one innate flaw: When it rains, water gets into the cooking chamber! If you have a Big Green Egg, Primo, or Kamado Joe, or any other leaky kamado, here's the solution. Made from aluminum, it is simple and effective.
Mo's Smoking Pouch
In recent years there have been perhaps a dozen new products brought on the market to hold wood and add smoke to the cooker. I have played with a number of them, and the one that impresses me the most is this clever design, especially for use with gas grills.
It is a pouch of fine mesh 304 stainless steel that holds wood chips or pellets. The airspaces in the mesh are small enough that they limit the amount of air that gets in so the wood smokes and never bursts into flame. It puts out plenty of white smoke, usually within a few minutes. Best of all, it smokes just by putting it on top of the cooking grate or you can stand it on edge and slip it between the grates and the back of your grill. You don't have to squeeze it in down by the burners although you can if you need to space on top of the grates. And it works. It holds enough wood for about 15 minutes for short cooks, but you need to refill it, or buy a second pouch, for long cooks like pork shoulder and brisket. Refilling can be tricky since the steel gets hot and stays hot for a while. If you have good gloves, no problem.
My most versatile all-purpose knife: Rapala filet knife
I have a drawer full of really expensive German and Japanese cutlery, so don't tell my professional chef friends, but the knife I reach for most often is my Rapala Soft Grip. This cheapo has a thin flexible blade, with a dangerously sharp blade, a wicked sharp tip, and it's under $20. It's great for slicing tomatoes, removing silverskin on meat, boning, cutting ribs on hot peppers, and, of course, filleting. It is not strong enough for cutting through bone, but there is nothing better for cutting things off bones. When it is dirty, it goes in the dishwasher. When it's dull I sharpen it. When I can't get as sharp as new, I get a new one.
FoodSaver Vacuum Sealer
The best way to store food more than a week is in the freezer. Foods lose few nutirents and little quality when frozen. But if they are kept for longer than a few weeks, meats can oxidize, fats can get rancid, and the surface can harden from freezer burn. Especially pork and seafood. Oxygen is the enemy. So I pack food for storage is with a vacuum sealer like the FoodSaver Vacuum Sealer. You put the food in a plastic bag, insert it into the machine and it sucks out the air and seals the bag. Make sure you mark the date on the bag. It is a great way to store cooked foods too. Put your pulled pork in the bag, add a little sauce and seal. When it is time to serve, place the bag into a pot of simmering water. It reheats rapidly and tastes almost as good as when it came out of the smoker.
Stufz Gourmet Stuffed Burger Maker
So when this piece of plastic arrived, I was pretty skeptical. I am no longer skeptical. It helps make a pretty good stuffed burger, and stuffed burgers can be very juicy and tasty, with the cheese on the inside, not on top. Or bacon, or peppers, or onions, or mushrooms, or or or.
Here's how it works, You take a ball of ground meat and drop it in the Stufz. You set the handle to one position, and it presses the meat into a disk. Then you adjust the handle and it presses a pocket in the center. Add your cheese or whatever, plop another ball of meat on top, adjust the handle again, and press again. You get beautifully formed thick burgers with a stuffing. Occasionally you need to do a little manual touchup to the top and bottom joins to prevent leaks, and for that matter, you could do the whole process by hand easily enough, but the gadget does make it a bit easier, and you get nice uniform pucks, helpful when you are timing a bunch-o-burgers. Having the cheese in the center helps prevent overcooking the patty while you get the exterior nice and dark. Bottom line, they taste great.
One word of caution: The center is molten and hot, so you need to warn everybody to be careful. But molten cheese is better than limp cheese lounging on top.
Working with it was a bit awkward at first, especially when my hands got meat on them, and if you're making a lot, it would be nice to have some help, say one person to make the meat balls, and another to run the press. I'm not sure how long the plastic will hold up, but if you're a cheeseburger burger fan, splurge on this.
Use a Grill Grabber to lift your hot and dirty grill grates, even if there's the food still on them. I use mine when I need to add coals, wood, water to water pans, or to rescue food that has dropped through the grates. This may seem like a frivolity, but it is a thoroughly useful tool.
12" Galvanized Can To Hold Charcoal Or Ashes
So what do you do with the ash from your grill? Wood ash is high pH (highly alkaline), and, in small quantities, can be used as a substitute for lime to correct acidic soil. But the fine particle size can clog pores in soil causing drainage problems.
There is a debate over use of charcoal ash, however. Charcoal has additives that some say may be harmful to the garden, lawn, or compost, but it is not clear to me how much, if any remain after combustion. I have heard that if sent to the landfill it actually helps decomposition of trash. I have also heard that putting it around the edges of gardens and patios will keep grass from encroaching. When my fire cools, I dump my ash in a galvanized ash can. This summer I'll try some along the edge of the patio.
Propane Gauge So You Never Run Out
The best way to tell how much gas you have left is to weight it. Not much more than a glorified fish scale, this grill gauge works just fine. Hoist your tank and the gauge gives you a pretty good guesstimate of how much is left. I take mine when I exchange empty tanks for full ones. You'd be surprised how many are underfilled. Of course you do have a backup tank, don't you? And you do backup you computer don't you (one copy on premises and one copy off premises)?
It is sturdy enough to sit on, keeps ice for several days at ambient temperatures up to 90°F.
Most importantly: You can keep your meats and marinades in it when you need a faux cambro (a very important tool).
Coleman InstaStart Butane Burner
If your grill didn't come with a side burner, here's how to make up for the deficiency. Butane burners like this get very hot very fast, and are great for keeping sauces warm or even for frying side dishes. My only complaint is that it does not come with a carrying case. Note that the butane tanks do not come in the box and they are hard to find in hardware stores, but they are easy to find in Asian groceries where these burners are popular. Make sure you have a source for fuel before you buy one of these.
20" BBQ Tongs
Made of rugged 1/8" thick aluminum, with four serious rivets, there are no springs to pop, and they show zero signs of wear or weakness while lighter tongs all end up in the recycling bin. Well, actually, I have dropped them so many times, run them through the dishwasher so many times, and tossed them in the gadget drawer so many times that the red paint is chipping. But that's all. I use them on meats, hot charcoal, burning logs, and with the mechanical advantage that the scissor design creates, I can easily pick up a whole packer brisket.
OXO Good Grips Tongs
Dishwasher safe stainless steel with OXO's popular nonslip rubber handles, they are the winner of the Tylenol/Arthritis Foundation Design Award. They are spring loaded and the ends are scalloped for better gripping. There is a loop for hanging and a mechanism that locks them in closed position for storing (which has failed after several years on all three pairs that I have). Regardless, they are still my faves. I just store them with a cardboard toilet paper core over the ends.
The 18" tongs don't have the locking mechanism, but they are necessary if you have a deep pit. But be warned, the longer the tongs, the less leverage you have and the harder it is to get a grip. I also recommend their nylon tipped tongs for use on non-stick cookware.
LamsonSharp Fish Tongs
A jumbo hybrid of tongs and spatulas, this is the proper tool for flipping fish, burgers, and other crumbly foods. Rosewood handle protects you against the heat, and there is a leather loop for hanging. They come with a lifetime warranty. I find them to be indispensable.
Stiff Metal Spatula
Spatulae come in slotted and solid, and I recommend the solid with a good insulated sturdy handle. The solid is best for pressing things down on a griddle, like when you are making Diner Burgers on a griddle or in a frying pan. I like the Weber Style 6446 Professional-Grade Fish Turner. I took mine down to the basement and ground the edge very sharp with a grinder. Now it slips easily under food that is stuck to the grates.
Double Pie Iron
Here's how to make two perfectly toasted panini style grilled sandwiches at once. Use this old fashioned double pie iron, originally designed for filled pies, for everything from Grilled Cheese to Pulled Pork.
Just butter your sandwich on the outside, open up the hinged mold, insert the sandwiches and put it over the coals, campfire, or gas grill. This Old Mountain cast iron double square pie iron is 4 1/2" x 8 1/4" and is pre-seasoned and ready to use. The long handle allows you to grill in comfort away from a camp fire.
My wife hasn't noticed the burn hole yet. It's pretty substantial. For the life of me I don't understand why the deck didn't go up in flames and take the house with it. Must be some sort of flame retardant in the wood. But a hunk of charcoal somehow jumped from my grill and tried to escape before I caught it. But not before it burned a serious hole.
My wife hasn't noticed because I covered the burn with a Grill Pad. A little late, but not too late. This lightweight flexible fiber cement pad protects my deck from runaway coals, spills, and grease dropping from the grease pan on my gas grill (have you emptied yours lately?). Grill Pads come in a variety of sizes, shapes and logos. I got mine with a Florida Gator logo, my alma mater.
Bayou Classic 8.5 Quart Cast Iron Dutch Oven
Forget the fancy high end pricey Le Cruset French Oven, this is the one you want for cowboy cooking and camping, and it comes in handy around the house. It's perfect for whole chickens or slow braising in the oven or in the grill.
You can even sit it on top of coals and shovel more coals on top of the flat lid with a raised rim, and you can cook classic chili, baked beans, cornbread, casseroles, and even cobblers. It is 13" wide x 7" high, weighs 21 pounds and includes a perforated aluminum basket for steaming, frying, or boiling.
You want good stiff scissors for cutting a chicken apart, for snipping herbs, cutting pizza, butcher string, opening packages, and many other tasks. Get sturdy stainless blades so you can cut through the ribs of chickens. The best models come apart at the hinge so they can go in the dishwasher and you can get them really clean.
When a recipe calls for garlic to be crushed, minced, or pressed, I use a garlic press. A good garlic press releases more oils and flavors than mincing with a knife and pressed garlic coats the food more evenly than mincing.
A good garlic press is an important kitchen tool. Get one that is sturdily built, that is easy to grip, that is easy to clean, and has a large hopper to hold big cloves. Avoid non-stick models. I have a well-used Trudeau Garlic Press and I recommend it.
Adjustable pepper mill
The Kyocera Everything Mill Adjustable Grinder came into my life after trying many many pepper mills. This one is easy to adjust the size of the grind, and that is really important. I want coarse grind for some things, like steaks, and fine grind for use in sauces. Yes, the size of the grind is important. It influences flavor. And yes, freshly ground pepper is better than the pre-ground stuff in the metal box.
Digital kitchen scale
I don't know how I lived without a good, accurate digital kitchen scale for so many years. It is so important. Look at salt for example, 1 cup of table salt has almost twice as much salinity as a cup of Morton's kosher salt because Morton's kosher salt has more air space between the grains. But a pound of all salts contain exactly the same amount of sodium chloride.
Without a scale, making a brine requires a calculator. Flour and sugar have the same problem. Packed brown sugar or loose brown sugar. Big diff. Ever try to measure a tablespoon of honey? Did you get it all into the bowl or leave a lot of it on the spoon. There are plenty of conversion tables out there that help you convert. My favorite is the OXO Good Grips Stainless Food Scale with Pull-Out Display. It can weight accurately up to 11 pounds as well as fractions of an ounce. Push a button and it converts to metric. Put the bowl on the scale and push a button and it zeros out so the bowl's weight is not included. The top comes off for easy cleaning. It will significantly improve your cooking.
Gar Grill Rotisserie Coffee Roaster Kit
Grandma's Secret Spot Remover
I first heard about this from a competition cook. To say I was skeptical is an understatement. A spot remover that will remove the grease stains on almost all my shirts is something I considered to be as elusive as unicorns and perpetual motion machines. So I bought a 2 ounce bottle and tried it on one of my t-shirts.
The instructions say that all you need is just a drop. Sure. I used three drops. My shirt came out so clean I could not find where the stain had been originally. So I tried it on a dress shirt, but fearful it would ruin it, I used only one drop. Again, the grease was gone! So I hauled out all my saucy and greasy shirt, 11 in all, put Grandma to work, tossed them all into one tub, and before long, I had a new wardrobe. Utterly amazing stuff. And just for the record, I have been doing my own laundry since I went away to college, even through 40 years of marriage. May be a contributing factor to our longevity.
Even my wife is impressed with Grandma. She has used it on some of her finery including her Mom's table cloth with ancient spaghetti stains, stains that Oxi-Clean, her go to remover, couldn't handle.
The label says it is good for "oil, grease, paint, makeup, grass, inks, blood, baby formula, tar, spaghetti sauce, coffee, rust, beadine, tumeric, fabric bleed, and pet stains". The only caveat on the label is to "check garment for colorfastness."
This is a clever way to cook ribs in two hours on a gas grill, but if you have a few hours, you can cook them better without the Ribalyzer (it does not take eight hours to make great ribs on a smoker as the inventor claims - here's how to cook Last Meal Ribs the proper way). Essentially the Ribalyzer is a device for smoking then steaming.
Here's how it works. Start by putting a spice rub on the meat. It works best with the straight bones of St. Louis cut ribs rathere than baby backs. You throw a lot of wood chips or chunks on the flavorizor bars of your grill, or in a perforated pan under the cooking grate. Then you place the bottom half of the Ribalyzer on top of the grates and pour in liquid. The inventor likes to use soft drinks and beer, but I could not taste a difference between beer and water in the pan. The dominant flavors are the rub and the sauce. In goes the rib rack, then the ribs, which sit just above the liquid but below the lip of the pan. Fire up the grill, and drop the lid. Let it smoke for 45 minutes with the liquid simmering but not boiling hard. This gives the ribs decent smoke flavor, but it is more pronounced on the upper half that is not in the pan. Then you add more water and put the cover on the pan which seals the meat in a steamy environment, like an extended Texas Crutch for another hour and 15 minutes.
The results are very soft meat, I find them a bit mushy, and not quite as rich in flavor as if they had been dry roasted. The biggest drawback: No bark. Bark is the dry crunchy crust that you get with dry smoke roasting and I think one of the best reasons to smoke ribs low and slow. And you can do it on a gas grill if you follow my instructions without wasting a lot of aluminum pans and cleaning a rib rack. Bottom line: Ribalyzer makes good but not great ribs in about half the time.