"Thou shalt theme your tailgate food around the visiting rival." Rule 7 of The 10 Commandments of College Football Fandom
Start planning early. Check the rules on the place you plan to park. Some lots do not permit tailgating, some do not allow charcoal grills, some do not allow adult beverages, some do not allow glass bottles, and some do not allow trailers.
Why not get there early and cook breakfast and throw a ball around? Then lunch before going into the game, and then dinner after the game rather than fighting traffic?
Plan simple foods. Don't get too complicated. Don't try to show off. A fumble is embarassing. KISS (Keep it Simple, Stupid). Think about food that can be eaten with your hands. It's hard cutting steaks with a plastic knife on a paper plate. Think burritos, wraps, sandwiches, things on buns.
It is especially important that you pay close attention to food safety when you are away from refrigeration and running hot water. Read my page about food safety. Remember to keep food below 40°F or above 150°F. Label your coolers so people won't keep opening the meat cooler when they are looking for a beer.
There are three paths to follow:
1) Do all your cooking at the game. Pick foods that cook quickly like burgers, brats, chicken parts, steaks, fajitas, seafood. Unless you have someone to stand guard over the cooker and the meat, don't try to smoke ribs while you're in the game. Some dastard who couldn't get tickets will surely smell your smoke and have a feast when you go to the bathroom.
2) Bring cooked foods that have been chilled. You can cook food early or the day before, chill it, bring it to the game cold, and cook it to a safe temp, usually above 160°F. Big thick cuts, like brisket or turkey breasts, are slow to warm and can take hours. But keep in mind, you are serving the equivalent of leftovers and they will not be as good as fresh cooked.
3) Bring hot food. You can bring a recently cooked food in a good tight faux cambro, just keep the temp above 150°F. Brisket actually needs a couple of hours in a faux cambro, and pork butt holds fine in one. Bring them whole and cut or pull them on site. Whole cuts retain heat and moisture better. This is not a good strategy for poultry since it overcooks easily and the skin gets rubbery when held.
Do as much prep in advance as possible. For example, if you plan to make omelets for breakfast, break and mix the eggs, add the herbs and whatever else was going in, pour them in a jar, and then all you need to do is pour them into the hot pan with butter. You can chop peppers in advance, but onions get bitter if chopped in advance, and potatoes brown.
Save and clean empty milk jugs, and freeze water in them. The frozen bottles can keep food cold, and can be used for drinking and cleanup.
Buy an empty spray bottle at the drug store and fill it with a dilute solution of household bleach. USDA recommends a solution of one tablespoon of 5% unscented, liquid chlorine bleach per gallon of water. Bleach is a powerful sanitizer. That's why they put it in swimming pools. After washing cutting boards, knives, meat grinders, counters, etc., it's a good idea to sanitize with bleach. Flood surfaces with the bleach solution and allow it to stand for several minutes. Rinse with clear water and air or pat dry with clean paper towels.
Arrive early and stay late. Relax. Have a party. Even if the home team loses, you can salvage victory from defeat with good food and drink!
Let's start with a tailgating grill selected from our database of ratings. And take the advice of reader Mike Davis, get some plastic totes at the hardware store and put all your stuff in there. Label them so you can find things. You can then clean them and store them for the next game.
- BBQ sauce
- Basting brush
- Wolf Claws for pulled pork
- Bleach solution in spray bottle
- Boom box for the parking lot and pocket radio for inside the stadium
- Bottle and can openers
- Charcoal, charcoal chimney, lighter
- Condiments: BBQ sauce, mustard, ketchup, relish, onions, tomatoes, pickles, peppers, hot sauce
- Cooking oil and/or butter
- Drinks: Beer, soft drinks, water, wine
- Drink coolers
- Faux Cambro
- Grill brush
- Hat with a brim
- Heavy duty aluminum foil
- Fire extinguisher
- Footballs, frisbees, bean bag toss
- Oven gloves
- Mosquito repellant
- Pans and pots
- Paper cups and plates
- Paper towels
- Propane and lighter
- Rain gear: Ponchos, umbrellas, caps
- Salt, pepper, other herbs & spices
- Side dishes: Potato salad, slaw
- Snacks: Chips, Chex Mix, Cheetos, peanuts
- Stadium seats
- Tables and tablecloths for prep and for eating
- Team flags and banners
- Team rosters
- Meat thermometer
- Easy-Up canopy or tent or tarp
- Trash bags & liquor boxes to hold them
- Utensils: Flatware for eating, knives for carving, spatula, serving spoons, 2 sets of tongs (one for raw food, one for cooked)
- Water for cleanup
- Wet towelettes
- And don't forget the tickets!
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